Best seats in the house —

Where’s the REAL coffee? —

Sometimes the best thing to do is take… —

Are you free to talk around noon? —

Who was supposed to order more? —

Check your inbox. —

What time is it? No idea. —

Index finger at full power —

Are you ready for some baking? —

Memories that'll last a technological generation —

There's a chance this information may or may not be correct — “Hey, Bill. How was your drive in this morning?” “Slow moving. The weatherman said we wouldn't see any precipitation overnight. The snow had traffic backed up.” “What'd you do to pass the time?” “I signed up for an online course to become a meteorologist.” More Conversations: Coffee Pot Conversations Conversations around the coffee pot first thing in the morning.danleicht.medium.com

Table for Two — “Hey, Bill. How'd date night go yesterday?” “It went fine up until dessert.” “What happened with dessert?” “The bill arrived, too.” More Conversations: Coffee Pot Conversations Conversations around the coffee pot first thing in the morning.danleicht.medium.com Find conversations in your inbox when you subscribe: Get an email whenever Dan Leicht publishes. Get an email whenever Dan Leicht publishes. By signing up, you will create a Medium account if you don't already have…danleicht.medium.com

Will it fit down the chimney? —

Weekends aren’t always easy —

"Alexa, play Coffee Pot Conversations.” — “Hey, Bill. How was your weekend” “Great. I taught Alexa to fetch my slippers.” “I didn't know Alexa could do that. I usually ask to hear my favorite music.” “Teaching my dog to play music might take more than a weekend.” More Conversations: Coffee Pot Conversations: Out of Coffee I can't talk until I've had my coffeemedium.com Coffee Pot Conversations: Meow, Meow, Meow Where is the snooze?medium.com

Getting out of bed is sometimes easier than… —

Out of ink — “Hey, Bill. Did you remember to buy ink for the copiers?” “You wanted ink for the copiers? Oh…” “What did you buy ink for?” “I thought you wanted to refill the pens.” More Conversations: Coffee Pot Conversations: Business Partners Did you get an invite?medium.com Coffee Pot Conversations: One Thing at a Time Get from here to theremedium.com Coffee Pot Conversations: Hands on The Clock Turn back timemedium.com

A menu’s worth of opportunity — “Hey, Bill. Any big plans for Thanksgiving?” “Of course. I’ve got loads of plans. I plan to eat turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing…” More Conversations: Coffee Pot Conversations: Hot Shower Those stars look like...medium.com Coffee Pot Conversations: Something is Missing The not-so-secret ingredientmedium.com Coffee Pot Conversations: The Big Questions Werewolf or Vampire?medium.com

I can't talk until I've had my coffee —

Those stars look like... —