The Perils of Home Ownership

Be Prepared For Anything

“Mary! There’s vampires out on the lawn again,” said Ben, peaking through the blinds.

“What? It’s almost noon. Shouldn’t they be avoiding the sun?”

“They have umbrellas.”

“Turn the sprinklers on.”

“That only works with the witches.”

“What’s the weather supposed to be like today? Maybe the wind will come through and blow their umbrellas away.”

“Phone says it’s going to be nothing but clear skies and sunshine.”

“That’s it!” shouted Mary. “I’m checking online for industrial sized fans.”

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